Paws Off! Border Security is Fur Real!

Meet Sergeant Whiskers, the Feline Defender!

Deep in the borderlands, where mice run free and the dog patrols fail, one cat stands ready—Sergeant Whiskers. Armed with razor-sharp claws, night vision (thanks to tactical goggles), and an M4 that may or may not be loaded with tuna rounds, he takes his job seriously.

"PAWS OFF!" he growls to would-be intruders, tail flicking with authority. No smuggler, squirrel, or shady alley cat gets past his watch. With every patrol, he reinforces one truth:

🐾 Border security is FUR REAL! 🐾

Wear this tee and show your support for the toughest tabby on duty!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric